BANG BANG BANG

ok unfollow me bitch i will keep my cookie pies to my fukkin self >:T

meangreenbad:

I.. have never been so satisfied in one day.

S’all I’m saying.

any time, flytrap :P

meangreenbad:

princessfuckingsuperstar:

arugula please

if you aint goin steady with her or nothin i dont mind gettin in on that action, i was just thinkin you wasnt in to the bold type cos you seem to really like the skittish types of girls
but yeah down to fukk may as well be my name :P 

Pretty sure I aint going steady. I mean, I will bite off anyones limbs that dare touch that fly booty ‘cause I saw it first.
But that’s a mighty fine name change, me thinks. 

ill be seein you in the mad science lab arugula >:P

(Source: yourmissionisafailure)

meangreenbad:

princessfuckingsuperstar:

i was intent on fukkin the eligible bachelors of mh at least once but i see you into the bug chicks and you know i can respect your boundries im not some kind of creep! fukkin broccoli stalk what do you take me for

Th’fuck you going on about. Yeah, I have a thing for bugs. But I don’t discriminate.

Only, girly, you bust your own bubble. Broccoli stalk my ass. I ain’t a fucking vegetable.

arugula please
if you aint goin steady with her or nothin i dont mind gettin in on that action, i was just thinkin you wasnt in to the bold type cos you seem to really like the skittish types of girls
but yeah down to fukk may as well be my name :P 

(Source: yourmissionisafailure)

meangreenbad:

princessfuckingsuperstar:

oh ma ghay >:T

Aww, ya’ll just jealous ‘cause you wish it was you in the nurses office with me, not some fly booty.

i was intent on fukkin the eligible bachelors of mh at least once but i see you into the bug chicks and you know i can respect your boundries im not some kind of creep! fukkin broccoli stalk what do you take me for

(Source: yourmissionisafailure)

meangreenbad:

princessfuckingsuperstar:

#I like me some fly booty #and she is fly #with dat booty

oh my gaw boy fukkin get out wit your lame ass puns sheeyit

Why?
Am I buggin’ you yet?
 

oh ma ghay >:T

(Source: yourmissionisafailure)

meangreenbad:

princessfuckingsuperstar:

now i know thats for true cos i could hear your asses in the hallway all moaning and squealin in the nurses office and i was like fuckin daaamn boy git you some 

#I like me some fly booty #and she is fly #with dat booty

oh my gaw boy fukkin get out wit your lame ass puns sheeyit

(Source: yourmissionisafailure)

meangreenbad:

yourmissionisafailure:

The plant infant enjoys being punched in the face.

#I do not know whether to be concerned #Or to next time keep hitting him

Should of kept hittin’ me, baby. GOT ME THE CUTEST LITTLE BUG OUT OF IT.

now i know thats for true cos i could hear your asses in the hallway all moaning and squealin in the nurses office and i was like fuckin daaamn boy git you some